X-Men Born This Way Video

I think I’m one of the only so called geek bloggers that hasn’t seen the new X-Men yet, hell, I haven’t even seen Thor yet. FOR SHAME! I know right? I need to actually unplug from the interwebz and get outside (but the heat and humidity will make me rust and/or melt). Ok I guess I should grow a set…

Anyhow, check out this fun little parody of Lady Gaga’s Born this Way by the guys from The Warp Zone. What, no Wolverine? Psshhh

LYRICS:

It doesn’t matter if you love men, or X-M-E-N
Just put your Claws up!
‘Cause you were born this way, baby

Professor told me when I was young
I was born with super powers
I slicked my hair and put some spandex on
Ain’t no yellow suits like ours
Government thinks that we’re a threat
But they don’t have the right to say
You can’t shoot laser beams out of your head
Though you might have trouble getting laid

I’m a mutant, not gay
I think God made a mistake
But I’m an X-man baby
I was born this way
Just hide yourself in our school
Iceman keeps it so cool
I’m an X-Man baby
I was born this way

In the Blackbird, fly away
Blow your mind just like Jean Grey
Baby I was born this way
Havok’s gonna save the day
With his blast of plasma ray
We are the X Men, baby
We were born this way

Raise up your claws like Wolverine
Or let it out with a Banshee scream
red, blue, steel, or hairy chest
scaly pores or diamond breasts
If your super abilities
Killed your friends or families
Just lay low with us today
Cause baby you’re kinda stuck this way

No matter good, bad, or both
Team X or Team Magneto
We can be best friends except
For that douche bag Pyro
We made a movie again
Wolverine Origins
Was a fluke now First Class
Is an epic win!

In the Blackbird fly away
Blow your mind
We are the X-Men baby
We were born this way!

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