WTF Wednesday: Alien encounters, Turkeys gone wild, Brainwashing & other news
Wednesday sucks. Luckily, I have some random weirdness to distract you from your mundane job.
Are you sure you want to permanently delete these 6,792 items?
As much as there moments in my life I wish never happened, I can’t say I trust a drug to intelligently weed out shitty memories. I can understand how removing the debilitating memories of something like a war might sound great in theory, but what if you lost a limb in that war, would the memory of that be gone to? Will you wake up everyday and freak out?
READ FULL ARTICLE: New drug deletes bad memories
- Shhh, don’t worry. It’s totally safe. Probably.
Turkeys Gone Wild
RUN! Don’t Walk, from the giant, killer turkeys!
The world already thinks we’re a bunch of rioting, igloo building, hockey playing, drunk-ass, ice fishers. Now we’re getting pwned by turkeys? It’s not even like a 4x Epic Turkeybear, it’s just a regular, painfully bland, fuck-ugly bird. Don’t run from it, drop that motherfucker!
READ FULL ARTICLE: Turkeys Attack!
- In Canada, turkey eats YOU!
You got knocked the fuck out!
Police find grow-op protected by an electrified door knob. They act shocked.
If there is 60k worth of anything in a room, you should EXPECT booby traps. Noob.
READ FULL ARTICLE: Cops find grow-op protected by electrified doorknob.
- Son-of-a-BITCH!
Sooo, we’ll be taking this back now. KTHXBAI
I dunno about the rest of you, but I’m excited about this. Best-case scenario, they come down and explain EVERYTHING.
Worst case, they kill/enslave/wipe us out. And let’s face it, we’re kinda pro at that.
READ FULL ARTICLE:Russian scientists expect to meet Aliens by 2031.
- Why do you make me do this to you?
Revenge is best served in a Power Point presentation.
This is what happens when you fuck with people who are smarter than you. That is all.
READ FULL ARTICLE:Fired IT guy plants porn in ex-boss’ Power Point presentation.
Original Power Point presentation video
- “Google search, Asian tentacle porn”
SOURCES: Live Science, Toronto Sun, noob.us, CNEWS, msnbc
