You Won’t Believe What The Flash Does in This Video!
NEWS FLASH, BRAVE CITIZENS!
The great hero of Central City, the Fastest Man Alive! THE FLASH was caught in rare, compromising footage.
YouTube channel D-Piddy caught the Scarlet Speedster this past week in his uniform, harassing the men, women, and children of the city in what can only be described as wild flailing. Footage below to follow.
What does this mean? We asked noted psychologist Dr. Eobard Thawne for his opinion on the matter. He stated that he felt the Flash was always showing signs of a downward spiral: “I mean, what kind of man runs around in a red speedo? This is all probably linked to some childhood trauma and the Flash is looking at the citizenry to blame for those problems!”
Citizens, when pressed for questions, noted that the display was both confusing and erotic. Many wondered if some threat holding the city hostage was forcing the Flash to dance like this. Or that he was trying very hard to shake off a booger on one hand, as one citizen noted.
What’s clear here is that there is a dramatic story to be told and only one man has the answers.
The Flash!
