Pacific Rim as a Japanese Dating Sim. Yes, really.
Guys, this is it. This is the event horizon. I am so done with the internet I don’t even know what to do with myself anymore.
Except, of course, to keep on playing this thing while drowning my shame in ramen.
Entitled LOVE LOVE CHAU, this game of wonder and joy is a recent development by tumblr community member detectivedeathmachine, and it is a beautiful monstrosity.
Gameplay has you take control of the loveable Hannibal Chau, making friends and asking the important questions:
The best part? It’s open source, meaning you too can forgo all dignity and experience the fun and excitement of finding love and friendship in the Shatterdome. At the moment only the first ‘episode’ of the game is ready for playing, but it already promises unforgettable nightmares and breathtaking innovation in the world of gaming, if not a little of both.
We really can’t make this shit up, folks. For those of you with the bravery to read up to this point, more info and downloads of the game are available on the creator’s blog RIGHT HERE.
