More money than brains: The Toyota ATG

Look at this fuckin’ thing. I see what Toyota is trying to do but, I’m having a hard time seeing the point. If you’re driving, you can’t possibly play a videogame. At least, you shouldn’t be playing videogames and/or texting, you dick.

And if you’re in the market for an all terrain vehicle, you’re probably the outdoor type who camps, rock-climbs, and lets the sun cook you. Which is fine if you like cancer.

But if you’re a gamer that’s so unbelievably hardcore that you need this kind of gaming gear at your disposal at all times, there is no way in hell you go outside. Ever.

I thought the point of camping is to get away from this kind of stuff. Instead, you get to be the biggest douche in the park. The sound of you screaming “eat my dick” while you rain bullets on some 9 year old kid should carry nicely through the forest.

The forest has wifi, right? Check out the pics of this beast below.

SOURCE: GameTyrant