Let’s recap the 2014 Oscars shall we?
I’m gonna be super honest here, the 2014 Oscars were kind of a snooze fest. I don’t know if James Franco passed a joint around to everyone before they went on to present but it seemed like they were just glazed out and mumbling the words they thought they were reading on the prompter. I had to keep myself awake for most of the show since it played 456, 253 montages throughout the night (not an accurate number, obviously).
Aside from those, Ellen Degeneres did a great job as host this year and I’m happy she came back. She even ordered pizza for everyone.
Some other highlights of the night included the introduction of my new ship: Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Emma Watson:
The selfie that broke Twitter and crashed Ellen Degeneres‘ Twitter account:
Speaking of selfies, my soulmate/love of my life/sun and stars/father of my future children Benedict Cumberbatch photobombed a few pictures solidifying him as the cutest person ever and creating a new meme for Sherlockians and Cumberbabes in the process.
Oh Jennifer Lawrence tripped…again.
Alfonso Cuarón’s Gravity took home most of the awards including Best Director, Best Cinematography and Sound Mixing, to name a few. Jared Leto and his gorgeous mane took home Best Supporting Actor in Dallas Buyers Club while Lupita Nyong’o took home her rightfully deserved Best Supporting Actress award as Patsey in 12 Years a Slave.
Cate Blanchett (Blue Jasmine) and Matthew McConaughey (Dallas Buyers Club) took home the Best Actress and Best Actor in a Leading Role, respectively; while 12 Years a Slave took home the Best Picture award. Check out the full list of nominees and winners (marked in RED) here!
BEST PICTURE:
* American Hustle
* Captain Phillips
* Dallas Buyers Club
* Gravity
* Her
* Nebraska
* Philomena
* 12 Years a Slave
* The Wolf of Wall Street
DIRECTING:
* Alfonso Cuarón (Gravity)
* Steve McQueen (12 Years a Slave)
* Alexander Payne (Nebraska)
* David O. Russell (American Hustle)
* Martin Scorsese (The Wolf of Wall Street)
ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE:
* Christian Bale (American Hustle)
* Bruce Dern (Nebraska)
* Leonardo DiCaprio (The Wolf of Wall Street)
* Chiwetel Ejiofor (12 Years a Slave)
* Matthew McConaughey (Dallas Buyers Club)
ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE:
* Amy Adams (American Hustle)
* Cate Blanchett (Blue Jasmine)
* Sandra Bullock (Gravity)
* Judi Dench (Philomena)
* Meryl Streep (August: Osage County)
ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE:
* Barkhad Abdi (Captain Phillips)
* Bradley Cooper (American Hustle)
* Michael Fassbender (12 Years a Slave)
* Jonah Hill (The Wolf of Wall Street)
* Jared Leto (Dallas Buyers Club)
ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE:
* Sally Hawkins (Blue Jasmine)
* Jennifer Lawrence (American Hustle)
* Lupita Nyong’o (12 Years a Slave)
* Julia Roberts (August: Osage County)
* June Squibb (Nebraska)
WRITING (ADAPTED SCREENPLAY):
* Before Midnight (Julie Delpy, Richard Linklater, Ethan Hawke)
* Captain Phillips (Billy Ray)
* Philomena (Steve Coogan and Jeff Pope)
* 12 Years a Slave (John Ridley)
* The Wolf of Wall Street (Terence Winter)
WRITING (ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY):
* American Hustle (Eric Warren Singer and David O. Russell)
* Blue Jasmine (Woody Allen)
* Dallas Buyers Club (Craig Borten & Melisa Wallack)
* Her (Spike Jonze)
* Nebraska (Bob Nelson)
FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM:
* The Broken Circle Breakdown (Belgium)
* The Great Beauty (Italy)
* The Hunt (Denmark)
* The Missing Picture (Cambodia)
* Omar (Palestine)
ANIMATED FEATURE FILM:
* The Croods
* Despicable Me 2
* Ernest & Celestine
* Frozen
* The Wind Rises
PRODUCTION DESIGN:
* American Hustle (Judy Becker and Heather Loeffler)
* Gravity (Andy Nicholson, Rosie Goodwin and Joanne Woollard)
* The Great Gatsby (Catherin Martin and Beverley Dunn)
* Her (K.K. Barrett and Gene Serdena)
* 12 Years a Slave (Adam Stockhausen and Alice Baker)
CINEMATOGRAPHY:
* The Grandmaster (Philippe Le Sourd)
* Gravity (Emmanuel Lubezki)
* Inside Llewyn Davis (Bruno Delbonnel)
* Nebraska (Phedon Papamichael)
* Prisoners (Roger A. Deakins)
COSTUME DESIGN:
* American Hustle (Michael Wilkinson)
* The Grandmaster (William Chang Suk Ping)
* The Great Gatsby (Catherine Martin)
* The Invisible Woman (Micheal O’Connor)
* 12 Years a Slave (Patricia Norris)
FILM EDITING:
* American Hustle (Jay Cassidy, Crispin Struthers and Alan Baumgarten)
* Captain Phillips (Christopher Rouse)
* Dallas Buyers Club (John Mac McMurphy and Martin Pensa)
* Gravity (Alfonso Cuarón and Mark Sanger)
* 12 Years a Slave (Joe Walker)
DOCUMENTARY (FEATURE):
* The Act of Killing
* Cutie and the Boxer
*Dirty Wars
* The Square
* 20 Feet from Stardom
MAKEUP & HAIRSTYLING:
* Dallas Buyers Club (Adruitha Lee and Robin Mathews)
* Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa (Stephen Prouty)
* The Lone Ranger (Joel Harlow and Gloria Pasqua-Casny)
MUSIC (ORIGINAL SCORE):
* The Book Thief (John Williams)
* Gravity (Steven Price)
* Her (William Butler and Owen Pallett)
* Philomena (Alexandre Desplat)
* Saving Mr. Banks (Thomas Newman)
MUSIC (ORIGINAL SONG):
* Alone Yet Not Alone (Alone Yet Not Alone)
* Happy (Despicable Me 2)
* Let It Go (Frozen)
* The Moon Song (Her)
* Ordinary Love (Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom)
SOUND MIXING:
* Captain Phillips
* Gravity
* The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
* Inside Llewyn Davis
* Lone Survivor
SOUND EDITING:
* All is Lost
* Captain Phillips
* Gravity
* The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
* Lone Survivor
VISUAL EFFECTS:
* Gravity
* The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
* Iron Man 3
* The Lone Ranger
* Star Trek Into Darkness
DOCUMENTARY (SHORT SUBJECT):
* CaveDigger
* Facing Fear
* Karama Has No Walls
* The Lady in Number 6: Music Saved My Life
* Prison Terminal: The Last Days of Private Jack Hall
SHORT FILM (ANIMATED):
* Feral
* Get a Horse!
* Mr. Hublot
* Possessions
* Room on the Broom
SHORT FILM (LIVE ACTION):
* Aquel No Era Yo (That Wasn’t Me)
* Avant Que De Tout Perdre (Just before Losing Everything)
* Helium
* Pitääkö Mun Kaikki Hoitaa? (Do I Have to Take Care of Everything?)
* The Voorman Problem
Source: The Oscars
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