Laura’s Stupid Lists: Top 10 Best MST3K Shorts.

Oh, PSAs. The great education of the general masses. Most of these were slowly filtered out from television before most of us were born, but thankfully Joel, Mike and the Bots have brought them back for our endless enjoyment.

Most Public Service Annoucements were only commerical length, but these are more short films than anything. I’ve seen every single one at least twice, and these are my top ten. I’m putting these ones in order of preference this time. There are obviously more out there, and I encourage you to search for as many as possible!

Hit the jump for the list!

10. Last Clear Chance

“Don’t make the same mistake these people made…don’t die.”

9. The Home Economics Story

“Iowa State…the high school AFTER high school!”

8. The Truck Farmer

“HELP UUUUUUS!”

7. Century 21 Calling

“Look, there’s Pearl Jam!”

6. Keeping Clean and Neat

“The 8th Graders cull the herd.”

5. What To Do On A Date

“How many ways can I say no!?”

4. Mr. B Natural

“Mr. B, you’re hot!”

3. A Date With Your Family

“The salad needs more butter, mother!”

2. A Case Of Spring Fever

“NOOOOO SPRINGS!”

1. What About Juvenile Deliquency?

This holds the top spot because it’s the first time I ever saw MST3K.
“Oh, Mom, dusting is so bourgeois.”

BONUS BEST SHORT FILM EVER!

GUMBY: ROBOT RUMPUS

“That squares my breasts!”

~L.