How To Survive A Kaiju Attack

I don’t know about you, but if I saw a muthaf’n Kaiju storming my city using the CN Tower as a spear, I think my last inclination would be to “duck and cover” – although I heard it works great for surviving molten lava rivers.

I do however support Jäger… mmm Jäger bombs during a monster apocalypse… is there any better form of a entertainment? Wait, JAEGER dammit! Oh well, time to start drinking.