Fright Night Remake Trailer

When will Hollywood just fuck off and leave my favorite horror movies alone? First Friday the 13th, then Nightmare on Elm St and now this??? Who’s ass do I have to kick dressed up as Batman and where can I get some tang around here?

Ok and Colin Farrell as Jerry Dandridge? What kind of fuckery is this? What did I do to deserve this?

Sadly, as much as I truly hate to admit this, the trailer doesn’t look half bad, HALF bad. I think the only thing that will save this is Red Mist, and he better say the Brewster line!

Trailer and synopsis after the jump.

Senior Charlie Brewster (Anton Yelchin) finally has it all—he’s running with the popular crowd and dating the hottest girl in high school. In fact, he’s so cool he’s even dissing his best friend Ed (Christopher Mintz-Plasse). But trouble arrives when an intriguing stranger Jerry (Colin Farrell) moves in next door. He seems like a great guy at first, but there’s something not quite right—and everyone, including Charlie’s mom (Toni Collette), doesn’t notice. After witnessing some very unusual activity, Charlie comes to an unmistakable conclusion: Jerry is a vampire preying on his neighborhood. Unable to convince anyone that he’s telling the truth, Charlie has to find a way to get rid of the monster himself in this Craig Gillespie-helmed revamp of the comedy-horror classic.

Source: Geektyrant