Fake Transformers 3 Trailer with a Special Message

Finally someone who agrees with me! I HAD to post this simply because I’m so sick of the whiny, movie snobs always complaining about “lack of character development”, “lack of depth”, “lack of story”, and blah blah blah from all the Transformer movies.

What the hell do you expect from a movie about alien robots from Cybertron crashing down on Earth and fighting? Character development? Really? F-youuuuuu. I want to see explosions, violence and robots annihilating each other, special FX, not f’n depth!

What is art? Is it defined by a stringent set of rules and regulations or can each be a master of their own medium? Complaining about the absence of gravitas in a film like Con Air is the same as looking at a work of Miro and saying “That sucks, it’s all squiggly!”. Every artist has their strengths and styles.

In other words… Terrence Malick couldn’t direct a movie about exploding robots to save his life… and if he did, it’d probably take 40 years.

So pull your head out of your ass, sit down, shut up, and eat your awesome.
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