Eli Roth’s ‘Clown’: I Need An Adult.

Clowns are creepy. So of course, shock master Eli Roth makes them even worse. If you already had a fear of clowns, whether it’s because of Stephen King’s IT (thanks, Tim Curry.), or just a general dislike…you probably don’t want to watch these.

Remember a few years ago, when he released that trailer for a fake movie called Clown? No? Here:

Yup. That’s a thing. So anyway, Roth decided to actually make a full-length feature out of his fake trailer, a-la-Robert Rodriquez, but stoned down the stereotypical clown-look and made it much more demon-y. Because, you know, clowns need to look more like child-murdering demons. Ugh.

Here is the trailer for the real, and “ALL ABOARD THE NOPE TRAIN” creepy full-length Clown:

Also bonus Peter Stormare, because well, it’s Peter Stormare and he is FANTASTIC.

One thing though…that last shot of the clown at the end…is it just me, or:

Cannot unsee.