By the Hammer of Thor! The first official trailer for THOR: The Dark World has been released.

I’m super excited for this movie but, I must confess, as much as I love Natalie Portman her character in this movie kinda bugs the shit outta me. I guess I don’t believe an intelligent woman would fall so quickly for a totally powerless Thor. Nothing says “husband material” like a disoriented, juiced up gorilla, whose ass you had to tase after finding him passed out in a field.

I dunno, maybe the Asgardians have some kind of pheromone that induces a “Pon farr” state in humans?

To be honest, I’m more interested in watching bromantic lovers, Chris and Tom pretend to hate each other while trying not to touch penises. Seriously, it’s like watching Sterling Archer and Lucas Troy.

THOR: The Dark World hits theaters November 8th, 2013.