Hipster invades the Mushroom Kingdom

Ahoy hoy! You’ve never heard of me. That’s OK. I’ve never heard of you either. I'm an escapist and kind of anti-social. Solitude, video games, reading and writing is how I spend most days. I know what you're thinking, "this chick is about as interesting as Virtual Sea Monkeys." Like I said, I'm an escapist, you should see the shit going on inside my head. ;)