Nicholas Cage is a Vampire

Finally. Proof that Nic Cage is not human. I mean hell, how else can one become worse at acting with time? It doesn’t make sense right? The only explanation? Vampire. How does this make him the undead? I dunno. Maybe his brain is just rotting more with time and that’s why he gets progressively worse.

Personally, I enjoy some of his cheesier movies. Have you seen Drive Angry? Pure_fucking_gold.

Anyhow, here’s a picture of what looks like Cage from the 1800’s. Even the seller is convinced. So much so that he’s selling this beauty for a cool $1,000,000. Now THAT’S conviction my friends.

Photo and quote after the jump.

Original c.1870 carte de visite showing a man who looks exactly like
Nick Cage. Personally, I believe it’s him and that he is some sort of
walking undead / vampire, et cetera, who quickens / reinvents
himself once every 75 years or so. 150 years from now, he might
be a politician, the leader of a cult, or a talk show host.

This is not a trick photo of any kind and has not been manipulated
in Photoshop or any other graphics program. It’s an original photo
of a man who lived in Bristol, TN sometime around the Civil War.

For the many of you insisting that this is a Photoshop manipulation:
Any serious potential buyer will be allowed to have a photo expert
of their choice examine the original photograph before any money
changes hands.

I’ve had a lot of questions asking where I purchased this. As followers
of my website know, I collect antique memorial photography –
images of dead people – from the 1800s. This photo was found in
the very back of album that contained an unusual number of
Civil War era death portraits (which is why I purchased it). All of
the other people in the album, living and dead, were identified
by name – this man was not.