Laura’s Stupid Lists: Top 10 Fictional Dudes I Would Bang.

If you are sitting at your computer right now saying you’ve never wanted to get it on with a fictional character, you’re lying and you should feel bad about yourself.

Hit the jump for my top 10 bangable dudes that aren’t real, in no particular order.

1. Jon Snow (Game of Thrones)
Poor Jon. He doesn’t know who his real mother is, he’s given up his life to serve at the Wall, the only mother he’s ever known hates him, it’s freezing cold ALL THE TIME, and

…oh. He’s pretty, Well, I guess that counts for somethi-

…
*is dead*

2. Wolverine(X-Men Trilogy, X-Men Origins: Wolverine)

As if I need to even say anything.

3. Pyro (X-Men Trilogy)

Movie!Pyro is much more appealing than Comic!Pyro. I guess it’s the whole “bad-boy-but-he’s-really-just-misunderstood with puppy eyes” thing…even though his character (especially his hair) grew progressively lamer as the movies came out.

4. Charlie Pace (LOST)

Stereotypical beautiful tortured musicians, I am helpless against you. YOU ALL EVERYBODY! Not Penny’s Boat, never forget.  ;_; Also we have matching shoes.

5. Gambit (X-Men Comics)

I’ve been in love with the ragin’ Cajun since as long as I can remember. SWOOOOOON.

6. Jasper Cullen (Twilight)

Movie!Jasper is the only reason I watched the movies. Observe:

Yes.

7. Eric Northman (True Blood)

Obvious choice is obvious.

8. Spencer Reid (Criminal Minds)

Tall, dorky, and, hot. Come at me Gube.

9. Fred & George Weasley (Harry Potter)

They come in a set. (Or they used, to anyway…*cries*)

10. Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter)

…

YOU MAD BRO?

Always more lists coming up. Request some if you like! Shoot me an e-mail at [email protected].