I’m A Shaaark, I’m A Shaaark, I Can Flyyyy, I’m A…Wait, What?

Just when you think they couldn’t possibly come out with a cooler toy, they go and invent Air Swimmers.

What are Air Swimmers? Oh, just REMOTE CONTROL FISH THAT FLY THROUGH THE GODDAMN AIR.

What!? HOLY MOTHER OF WHATEVER!

Don’t believe me? Hold onto your ass and watch this video, and try not to cry with glee:

Sold out EVERYWHERE. And justly so, because, well LOOK AT IT.

I need about ten of these…and all will seethe with envy at my flying shark army.

Or clown-fish army, if that’s your thing.

Actually I would be happy with one. They run for about $50. Just saying.