Daily Routine of G33KBOT

J3SS Master Control Program: Welcome back bot.

G33KBOT: Thanks MCP. You know, I should probably get back out and spend time in the real work with my User. Maybe you should too.

J3SS Master Control Program: No one User wrote me. I’m worth millions of their man-years!

G33KBOT: What if I can’t finish this bl…

J3SS Master Control Program: You rather take your chances with me? Want me to slow down your power cycles for you?

G33kBOT: [struggling] Wait! I need that!

J3SS Master Control Program: Then pull yourself together. Get this blog written. I want it in the blogosphere until it dies. Acknowledge.

G33KBOT: [weakly] Acknowledged, Master Control.

J3SS Master Control Program: End of Line.

Source: Geeks are Sexy